how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
who needs drugs and alcohol when you have star trek
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
you know how your voice sounds deeper to you than to anyone else?
imagine how benedict cumberbatch’s voice sounds to benedict cumberbatch
what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had
ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
Zulal T (via doctorsafraid)
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
Happy Birthday, my wee darling!