• me: i fucking hate you i just wanna slam dunk you into the garbage can you belong in
  • my friend: wow i didnt know you hated that character so much
  • me: oh no hes my favorite

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

misscupidturtle:

How to find MCR fans in a room

step 1: find a piano

step 2: play the first note to “welcome to the black parade”

step 3: Watch as their heads shoot up instantly 

  • Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
  • Police officers: ayyyy
  • Investigator: ayyyy
  • Corpse: ayyyy lmao

nohself:

aha ha dONT imagine your crush laying next to you in bed making small sleepy noises just dont


owlcityisinthisway:

Oh what do you mean by “it was just the mirror” sir??

Even i’m not that handsome… Oh wait.

(Source: best-of-memes)

cartel:

The worst part about being there for everybody is that no one ever bothers to ask if you’re okay or not

kaliforhnia:

why do people fuck with other people’s feelings

its not ok

its not right

this bothers me so fucking much holy shit

why get someone’s hopes up and then bam u leave

stop treating good people like they’re a piece of shit.

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop crying

whoathatfangirl:

"Sailboats wish that they were stars"

Those are the first words of a song that has inspired me, that I have doodled for the past two years, that had remained my favorite and may stay there forever. I am not a great artist, but these are what I drew today, watercolored in my cheap paints, but now they exist. Isn’t that beautiful.

Thank you anon for this beautiful request. Please, send me a song title (Owl City, Sky Sailing, Relient K), and I will paint something for it! I love doing this, so keep them coming!

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

image


will-think-about-a-name-later:

dex5m:

Doctor, Sherlock wants his shirt back.

welcome to the BBC, we have twelve actors three writers and ten props


#Hermione’s reactions in HBP

(Source: malphoys)


safelyendangered:

that jumper tho