• me: i fucking hate you i just wanna slam dunk you into the garbage can you belong in
  • my friend: wow i didnt know you hated that character so much
  • me: oh no hes my favorite


why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t


How to find MCR fans in a room

step 1: find a piano

step 2: play the first note to “welcome to the black parade”

step 3: Watch as their heads shoot up instantly 

  • Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
  • Police officers: ayyyy
  • Investigator: ayyyy
  • Corpse: ayyyy lmao


aha ha dONT imagine your crush laying next to you in bed making small sleepy noises just dont


Oh what do you mean by “it was just the mirror” sir??

Even i’m not that handsome… Oh wait.

(Source: best-of-memes)


The worst part about being there for everybody is that no one ever bothers to ask if you’re okay or not


why do people fuck with other people’s feelings

its not ok

its not right

this bothers me so fucking much holy shit

why get someone’s hopes up and then bam u leave

stop treating good people like they’re a piece of shit.

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop crying


"Sailboats wish that they were stars"

Those are the first words of a song that has inspired me, that I have doodled for the past two years, that had remained my favorite and may stay there forever. I am not a great artist, but these are what I drew today, watercolored in my cheap paints, but now they exist. Isn’t that beautiful.

Thank you anon for this beautiful request. Please, send me a song title (Owl City, Sky Sailing, Relient K), and I will paint something for it! I love doing this, so keep them coming!


when ur running down the stairs with no bra on




Doctor, Sherlock wants his shirt back.

welcome to the BBC, we have twelve actors three writers and ten props

#Hermione’s reactions in HBP

(Source: malphoys)


that jumper tho